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If you’re going to engage in a computer screen conquest, there are certainly right and wrong ways to go about it.Here are some things you should think about before having Skype sex: Control your background If the first thing you saw when the Skype video screen loaded was your girlfriend’s period bloodstained sheets, your wiener would go soft instantaneously, right? In the same vein, you should probably clean up your room a little bit before you log in. The key is turning her on enough so that when she finally sees you in person, she’s powerless to her own desires and immediately rips your clothes off.Although the company has initiated a doubling down on mobile, the experience of users like Riccardo might suggest another path to profitability. The almost decade-old Couchsurfing, which is available in 100,000 cities across the globe, is becoming the go-to hookup app for a certain class of young world travelers.Bloggers like Maverick Traveler will help you spot the “8 Signs of a Slutty Couch Surfer Girl” by decoding her profile, and female-centric advice site You Queen has even offered tips on “How to Use Couch Surfing as a Dating Site and Get Away with It.” Meanwhile, a site called Couch Bangs.com, which declares that “Couchsurfing isn’t just for Couchsurfing,” offers a forum for proud couch-cuddlers to share their experiences via short posts with titles like “French Girl in Istanbul” and “Brazilian Girl in New York.” Couch Surfing’s Community Guidelines explicitly warn against contacting other members for dating, noting, “we will consider this harassment” — albeit without stipulating what the penalties are for violating this rule.After a controversial transition to a for-profit model in 2011, which brought million in funding in the past two years, growing pains have set in.In October, layoffs claimed an estimated 40 percent of the staff, and CEO Tony Espinoza announced his departure — giving an opening to competitors like Be Welcome and Hospitality Club.I know that doesn’t make the time apart any easier on your sex life, but luckily there are plenty of creative ways to fan the intimate fire from across the country and keep things exciting.
Riccardo G.’s profile on Couch Surfing.com, the website that partners intrepid wanderers with willing hosts, notes that he lives in the “best neighborhood to go out and have drinks,” that he offers a “cozy/clean/nice sofa/couch” and that he’ll even let you bring your “small dog, if you just can’t live without him.” He describes himself as “amazing, outgoing, funny, smart” and says his interests include friends, eating, drinking, the gym and puppies.It’s like starring in your own private little porno for two.But, as Spiderman reminds us, with great power comes great responsibility, and Skype sex is no exception.You can dim the lights, have a glass of wine or read an erotic novel; whatever gets you in the mood and comfortable.Start off slow, tell your partner what you’re wearing or what you’re thinking, something like: “I’m wearing that coconut lotion that you like,” or “I’m laying in our bed in just my thong and push-up bra.” If you ever feel like you’re not sure what to say, you can keep a little cheat-sheet nearby (He’s on the phone, so he’ll never know).